frets on a salesman

there is a very good reason that certain individuals should never be in a band.

It's not talent or even a lack of any songwriting ability.

It's the fact that everybody hates you because of who you are and that makes the potential for your 'band' making it very low.
watch this video.take it all in.laugh at these people.learn from this kids.

it may be the most valuable life lesson you ever have.

edit:just watched this again and i think i may be having a stroke hence i am typing with my left toe.will someone please stash twelve kilos of heroin on these cunts as they make their way through bangkok airport?
the death penalty is too lenient.

edit 2:Sony removed this video from you tube last night for fear of it damaging their new big thing-Raygun.Sony are one of the biggest problems with the music industry because they represent the way it used to be.
take some time,laugh at Sony,laugh at raygun,laugh at those ridiculous tossers razorlight,laugh at emi and those bedwetters coldplay,make peace with yourselves people.
when the video goes back up i will reupload it.

the case for the defence

work sucks the life out of everything but i guess thats the world we live in.since our last gig in cleeres we ain't been able to do much of anything because of the freakin arts festival but there be only two weeks of boredom and kids shows left so at least for that we should be thankful.
more new songs on the way and some gigs towards the end of september.updates are slow here because logging on in work is not really kosher.El Capitano Moonbeams album is just about done and after that i resolve to do no work for anybody else.till the next cartoon..................